On a bicycle --
"Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"
(You think?)
On a hammer--
"Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury."
(Oh...Hell yes!!!)
On a toilet brush--
"Do not use for personal hygiene."
(Unless you're homeless.)
On washing machine--
"Do not put any person in this washer"
(No cats either.)
Go see Actual Label below!
On car sun shield--
"Do not drive with shield in place."
(Unless you've been drinking of course.)
On aerosol cheese can--
"Remove cap."
(But I'm not wearing a cap.)
On a fireplace log --
"Caution: Risk of Fire."
(Yep...Hope so.)
On a Sears hairdryer --
"Do not use while sleeping."
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The Shoplifter Special.)
On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(Sound advice..I guess.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(Whoops! Too late now.)
On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat."
(WTF?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
(No shit?)
On electric cattle prod --
"For use on animals only."
(What if I kinda like it?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(Well, no...not on MY body.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Rosie, sweetie, don't fire up the tractor because Mommy gave you medicine.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Thanks for the heads up, Einstein.)
On most brands of Christmas lights --
"For indoor and outdoor use."
(And where else might we be stringing lights. Not tonight, honey I have a headache.)
On a Japanese food processor --
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Japanese instructions should be in a class of their own.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts"
(Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Honey? If you're not too busy...)
On a child's Superman costume --
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(You know, he gets that from your side of the family.)
On a Swedish Chainsaw --
"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals."
(A lot of weird shit happens in Sweden.)
Actual Labels!! Click on to enlarge.
Chain Saw--You Betcha!
Baby on the oven.
More Asian Advice
Cut air holes first silly.
How to win a Darwin.
College students are smart?
Nope I use the fire extinguisher.
BEST WARNING OF ALL TIME---"I was gonna!"
Just do it.
Just do it 2.
More Asian Advice.
Sorry.
BB gun--Okay,we'll be careful.
Jet Ski--Wear a wet suit or you'll be sorry..
Don't eat the ipod.
engrish again.
Curling Iron-Probably can burn your tongue too,Huh?
Pet Meds-Do not let your dog drink and drive.
Washing Machine- Bonus: Handy diagram to determine if door is open.
More Peanut Madness.
Oh, never mind.
Razor Scooter
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